Est. 2026 · Knightdale
Members & Guests
Paco’s
VIP Lounge
Nappy Bill’s Good Time Emporium
The Gallery
The rope is purely ceremonial.
Everybody’s on the list.
Good evening.
Welcome to Paco’s VIP Lounge. Ubu will be your guide while you are here, and is here to assist you for the whole of your stay. You are standing at Reception, just inside the front door, and every door in the house stands open from the moment you arrive: the Gallery, where the finished work hangs; the Workshop, where it is still becoming; and the Gift Shop. But begin where every guest begins — at the podium, where the guest book rests: sign it, and you are on the VIP list.
The Horned God is watching you.
Sign the Guest Book
The guest book on the podium at Reception — join the VIP list.
Every house worth entering keeps a guest book by the door. Leave your email and you are on the VIP list — first word on new work, new rooms, and whatever the Emporium does next.
Signing opens your own mail app, addressed to the house — nothing is kept on this page.
The rope is ceremonial. The list is real.
The Gallery
Four rooms. Pick a path.
The Gift Shop
You found it — it was behind you all along.
One house rule: this phone is Bill’s, so the shop never opens on it — no buying on the house’s card. The gift shop is yours to visit from your own phone. Look all you like; here is how to find it.
This is the end of the hall — and this is your phone, so the shop is yours to open: your card, your checkout. Take the house with you.
The easy one to remember
nappy-bills.rocks
The front door — it will point you onward.
The gift shop itself
nappybills.threadless.com
Point your own phone’s camera here, and the gift shop opens on your phone — your card, your checkout.
Or write to the house:hello@nappy-bills.rocks
Take the Lounge with you
Send the door to your own phone, from this one — your hand on the button. A phone number or an email — or both; your choice. This is exactly what will arrive; it fills in as you type:
By text
By email
One channel is enough — a phone number, an email, or both. Whichever you give, its button appears.
Nothing is kept on this page — there is no form and no filing cabinet behind it. The entry lives only in the message you send yourself, and, by email, in the house inbox it is copied to. Bill reads those threads later and files you in the house book by hand.
The easy one to remember
nappy-bills.rocks
The front door — it will point you onward.
The gift shop itself
nappybills.threadless.com
Or write to the house:hello@nappy-bills.rocks
Nappy Bill’s Good Time Emporium
You’re done.
Thank you for walking the Lounge with us. The rope will be here whenever you come back — you are always on the list.
Thanks for stopping by. Check back often — we’re always redecorating. We’re going nowhere fast.
First — scan this, and take the Lounge with you. It opens on your own phone, yours to keep.
Then hand the phone back to Bill.
He needs it.
And give him a kiss. A kiss comes in many sizes and shapes, and it’s entirely up to the kisser when and where and how to apply said tip.
Or, if you prefer: a tug or a pull — your choice. Compliance is mandatory.
Bye-bye — thanks for coming. Bye-bye.